Bran: Hey sweety. Wanna hear something that concerns you?
Bran: I heard from Thea how you and Natalie weren't on speaking terms.
Bran: so I IM'd her and asked her what was up
Bran: her reply?
Bran: I don't know why Scarlett is harassing me, but she's being mean to me for no reason
Bran: and I got a mental picture of myself coming to you and saying with big anime eyes "Scarl why are u picking on Natalie"
Bran: I knew you'd kill me though
May I fucking scream? And beat them both with a steamroller?